Remember when I did that post with a frame-by-frame review for the first Fifty Shades trailer? That was a fun one for me to write because I love doing reviews ... and I love movies ... and I love books ... and I love comparing movies to books. And I have this ridiculous memory that makes me pull each apart and compare them.
To start, as I said before, I am really looking forward to this movie! You can go back and read the original post (linked above) for the what and the why and the whatever.
But really. Come on. It's so bad yet good yet bad yet great!
Tonight the new full second trailer premiered. I'm not normally a Scandal viewer ... but I totally watched it to see the preview. And then proceeded to write this while ignoring the rest of Scandal.
And now, for my frame by frame "review" of the new trailer!
|Oh Christian. The new poster has the nose-down photo seen here ... with the lovely gray tie in his hand. Hmmmmmm ...|
|Oh good golly. Which one is the grey tie?!?!?!?!|
|Just like I imagined it. Also, I really like that it's Grey HOUSE. I don't know what it is ... but something.|
|Nothing new here, we saw it in the first trailer. But man oh man ... do I like this view of Christian in his office and that view. Ummmmmmmm.|
- Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk -
The sexual tension is just palpable.
|Huh. Not what I imagined Kate Kavanaugh looking like for some reason.|
|At the hardware store when Christian shows up to surprise her. Looks like I would imagine it.|
|He really is yummy.|
|And here is Christian at the hardware store asking for ... ummmm ... cable ties.|
|I just thought this was a pretty frame.|
|Oh good god. The Audi R8 Spyder that Christian drives.|
|Still drooling. I love a man who can really wear a suit.|
|"What is it about elevators?"|
|Ok. Point of correction. This is in the Audi R8. The whole "I like strapping you in" joke is supposed to come in Charlie Tango (the helicopter).|
|Speaking of Charlie Tango ...|
|Ummm. Did I miss something in the book? I don't remember spinning in the living room. Unless this is in "inner goddess".|
|More Charlie Tango.|
|Christian is such a brooding gentleman .... but at least he broods in a fabulous apart with a great view.|
|< Pause to drool over his abs >|
And there are the scars.
"I had a rough start to life."
|That top does nothing for her ...|
But that suit does EVERYTHING for him ...
|Red room of pain.|
Dum dum dummmmmmm.
(Or should I say "dom dom dommmmmmm" .... hehe ... I had to)
|The Contract. Oh man.|
|Reviewing the contract in her cozy little room. So different from Christian's apartment.|
|Right after they have coffee and he saves her from the rogue biker.|
"I'm no good for you."
|Gliding. I really really want to try this now.|
|Dinner at the Grey house. I don't know ... Mia and Elliot just don't look like I imagined. I reserve judgement.|
|I assume this is arriving at the Grey house to meet the fam. And that must be the girl that comes up later in the books from the salon too (Greta ... Heidi ... something ...)|
|Jose getting a little too close and Christian protecting Anastasia.|
|SPOILER: things get a little hot and steamy in Fifty Shades.|
Wait ... never mind ... that's not a spoiler.
|Still not a spoiler ....|
|Is that an Audi commercial I see?|
No ... it's Christian driving his fabulous car.
|Not the A8. Unfortunately.|
|So .... when is the third trailer?|
Only 3 months till the movie itself!!!!